July 2010
3 posts
May 2010
2 posts
April 2010
27 posts
I can’t believe chad just challenged me to ro sham bo over a poopy diaper in the costco parking lot.
srsly…..fml
my child just ate my salad for me. does it count that I got a few bites at least???
omg it is way too effing early!!!!!!! today’s gonna be super jam packed. I better make sure I have the caffeine for this. lol
“did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?”
on a lighter note….I had a proud mommy moment when I called my sister to check on cj and she told me cj started yelling “gaga! gaga!” when bad romance came on the radio. :D I taught him well.
I just broke up with RSO. :( one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do.
alright people. and Monday in 3…..2……1……
anyone feel like coming over and helping me do a wedding inventory right now?
GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD MMMMMOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first time workin’ out in a while. felt gooooooooood. gotta get lunches packed for tomorrow and hit the hay early.
having some seriously weird traveling pain in my throat/chest/upper back/breastbone area. never had it b4….. hmmm……
it’s been a very exhausting day. believe it or not, I’m going to bed right now. night all.
so far today, my child has survived an earthquake and a face plant on asphalt. dessert is up next…..
yup. taught him that in a day. :D http://ping.fm/SVZiG
put up your dukes and fight like a baby!!!!!!! http://ping.fm/GfGid
attention citizens: hair models needed, tues mornings, 9 am, h.b., cuts $10, color $20. email/text me for info.
omg. I ate the whooooolllle plate.
March 2010
25 posts
it’s not even noon on Saturday, I am still in last night’s hair and makeup, and I just got hit on by the safelite boy. it’s gonna be a good day.
alright Friday….bring it! gimme everything you got! I refuse to go out like a punk before the weekend, so let’s see if I can earn happy hour tonight!
warning: beware of flying balls in bounce house.
I would just like to take a moment to let everyone know that my ass is AMAZING! kthanks.
now accepting applications for my own personal drag queen. must agree to live in my back pocket and do my makeup from time to time.
for some reason, cj has recently decided he does not like sleeping no matter the amount of playtime and running around he gets. :: sigh ::
fellow moms: open play at the bounce house place in corona this Thursday if anyone wants to join. we will be there from 630 to 8.
not sure what’s worse: the fact that chad knows the captain planet theme song, or the fact that he sang it to me at 6 am today.
you know that I want you. and you know that I need you. I want it bad, want your bad romance…..
cj’s having such a blast running around on the playground. might be the cure for today’s stir crazy episode.
just walked the trail at andulka park. letting cj run loose on the playground for a bit while daddy chases him around.
here’s a picture: my shirt “I’m kind of a big deal”. chad’s shirt “I hurt people”. cj’s shirt: baby (not midget) do not toss”. we’re out in public right now, too. just sayin.
feelin like I wanna go find some ish to get into this weekend…..
sittin’ on the patio with my hunneh, sippin’ on Bailey’s to celebrate the irish, a little wine is next. workout was on point, life is gooood
the executive decision has been made. disneyland it is!!!!!